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23.04.2021 - 07:16 Анекдоты
Teacher: Whats the meaning of Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder?
Student: Bamba'lakkadi Jimba.
Teacher: I dont understand anything you said.
Student: Same here.
malc,
22.04.2021 - 07:56 Анекдоты
TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
malc, Williams,
21.04.2021 - 08:43 Анекдоты
The little camel asks his mother:
Mum why do we have these big humps?
Because in these hump there is some water and in the hot desert we can drink.
And mum. Why do we have this large fur?
Because the dessert at night is so cold and then we don’t feel cold.
And mum. Why do we got these big hoofs.
Because the desert the sand is hot and the hoofs save us from the hot sand.
But mum. What the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?
dquan373, malc,
17.04.2021 - 07:45 Анекдоты
Wife: I have changed my mind
Husband: Is it working now?
malc,
16.04.2021 - 06:57 Анекдоты
Husband: I need space...
Wife: Join NASA..
malc,
10.04.2021 - 10:38 ASVIC Mech-Q Full Suite v4.21.100 for AutoCAD 2000-2021
Mech-Q for AutoCAD 2022



CODE
https://www.asvic.com.au/download/MQA2020p-64.exe
cretu,
8.04.2021 - 07:29 Анекдоты
Fat patient: Doctor, I want to lose weight fast.
Doctor: It is very easy, just keep shaking your head, left and right.
Fat patient: All the time?
Doctor: No, only when someone offers you food.
malc,
7.04.2021 - 06:50 Анекдоты
Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?
Student: H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Student: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
malc, Williams,
6.04.2021 - 09:09 Анекдоты
Husband Throwing Darts at His Wife's Photo and Not Even a Single One Hitting the Target...
From Another Room Wife Called The Husband:
Honey What Are You Doing...
Husband: "MISSING YOU"...
malc,
4.04.2021 - 17:44 Анекдоты
Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
malc,
2.04.2021 - 18:16 Анекдоты
Total Disaster ! Two friends were walking but suddenly they stopped.
1St : Oh my god !! my girl friend & my wife are coming together...!!!
2nd : Mine too...!
malc,
1.04.2021 - 07:46 Анекдоты
Difference Between Complete & Finish...
People say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISH.
But there is...
When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE....
And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED.....
And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are ...
COMPLETELY FINISHED!
Nguyentuong17, Sokkol, Williams,
21.03.2021 - 09:40 Анекдоты
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: “Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.”
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.
The man was astonished. He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road.
Once again the voice shouted: “Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die.”
The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
“Where are you?” the man asked. “Who are you?”
“I am your guardian angel,” the voice answered.
“Oh yeah?” the man asked… “And where were you when I got married?”
malc, Sokkol, Williams,
21.03.2021 - 07:36 Анекдоты
Q. You know what's the really nice thing about having Alzheimer's disease?
A. You're ALWAYS meeting new people
malc, Williams,
20.03.2021 - 11:12 Анекдоты
Little Sam and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother's house.
Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served.
When Little Sam received his plate, he started eating right away.
"Sam! Please wait until we say our prayer." said his mother.
"I don't need to," the boy replied. "Of course, you do." his mother insisted.
"We always say a prayer before eating at our house."
"That's at our house." Sam explained. "But this is Grandma's house and she knows how to cook.
Sokkol,
7.03.2021 - 11:08 TSVTECH PipeFitPro 2015, 2016, 2018
PipeFitPro 2021


CODE
http://www.pipefitpro.com/downloads/PipeFitPro_2021.exe
a83, kikoko,
17.02.2021 - 19:13 Cadaplus APLUS v23.111
They arrived to the 21 century. The last version is 21.023.
thy, Williams,
5.02.2021 - 13:28 ASVIC Mech-Q Full Suite v4.21.100 for AutoCAD 2000-2021
New version.
Williams,
15.01.2021 - 08:26 CORONAVIRUS
Well, I'm old but not an old Viking so I hope to continue moderating here, at least until I will be promoted to a higher group.
Joelson, knight282009, malc, omariana,
14.01.2021 - 12:38 CORONAVIRUS
One hour ago the second one.
After the first excepting some light pain in the arm nothing.
Let see if the second will be the same.
2ak2, albani, malc, omariana, ripach, Williams,
26.12.2020 - 11:43 ASVIC Mech-Q Full Suite v4.21.100 for AutoCAD 2000-2021
MechQ 2020 2021 21.409



CODE
https://www.asvic.com.au/download/MQA2020p-64.exe


cretu,
24.12.2020 - 18:57 CORONAVIRUS
Received today (half an hour ago) the first Pfizer Covid-19 vaccine. The second will be 3 weeks from today.
The sad thing is Pfizer made Viagra for years but not working for old people.
And I can’t make a trial renew.
2ak2, ioncube, malc, michaelgira, omariana, tapirman, vasumahi, Williams,
19.11.2020 - 09:34 Cadaplus APLUS v23.111
tanbqtb03,
16.11.2020 - 08:33 Ссылки на видео, фото, аудио и другие приколы






















Здарова,
11.11.2020 - 18:52 Анекдоты
Guy with a gun enters a bar
Who the fuck had sex with my wife he snarled
Man in the background says You don't have enough bullets mate.
malc,

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